pleasecornetobrazil:

TFW NO BABY
TFW NO DARLING
TFW NO RAGTIME GAL

My current aesthetic: ‘yeah of course I can do the thing’ I have no idea how to do the thing but I am going to TRY

meowvgonspengler:

ITS A METAPORN.
YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU HOLN ON TO THE RAILINF.
YOU DONT GIBE IT THE POWER TO HAPEN.

meowvgonspengler:

ITS A METAPORN.

YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU HOLN ON TO THE RAILINF.

YOU DONT GIBE IT THE POWER TO HAPEN.

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

jazzylifts:

hahahahahahaha

jazzylifts:

hahahahahahaha

A message from dayriderbusking
xylophone, jack skellington, impetus

xylophone: I definitely prefer synthetic paintbrushes

jack skellington: Probably the one about the old lady, the rhinoceros and the lemon?  

impetus: no /you/ are.

cleolinda:

I’M ON MY PHONE AND THIS IS REALLY HARD TO POST BUT I’M NOT SEEING IT ON THE TAG YET
https://twitter.com/BryanFuller/status/524208176682774529/photo/1

cleolinda:

I’M ON MY PHONE AND THIS IS REALLY HARD TO POST BUT I’M NOT SEEING IT ON THE TAG YET

https://twitter.com/BryanFuller/status/524208176682774529/photo/1

"I wanted to … make [Rorschach] as like, ‘this is what Batman would be in the real world’. But I have forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, ‘smelling’, ‘not having a girlfriend’, these are actually kind of heroic! So Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I made him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street and saying: ‘I AM Rorschach. That is MY story’. And I’d be thinking: ‘Yeah, great. Could you just, like, keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live?’"
Alan Moore (via class-snuggle)

dajo42:

"it’s just a phase"
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

wizkhalifornia:

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

me: 

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A message from Anonymous
sandwhich, lightsaber, mirror

sandwich: what is the grossest sandwich filling/

Probably tomato. Why would you put tomato in a sandwich? In what universe is a slice of tomato a fulfiling snack?

lightsaber: do you want to live in the future?

yes, preferably all of the future.

mirror: how great do you look?

hella, thank you for asking

swordsagainstdeath:

ask meme: put three things in my askbox that look like they could be part of an ask meme, but in truth are just a string of barely-related words/letters. i will answer them somehow.

some examples:

  • apple juice, marigold, J
  • 37, mint chip, periwinkle
  • tesseract, tin can, bulb