TFW NO BABY
TFW NO DARLING
TFW NO RAGTIME GAL
My current aesthetic: ‘yeah of course I can do the thing’ I have no idea how to do the thing but I am going to TRY
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model
xylophone: I definitely prefer synthetic paintbrushes
jack skellington: Probably the one about the old lady, the rhinoceros and the lemon?
impetus: no /you/ are.
"it’s just a phase"
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
sandwich: what is the grossest sandwich filling/
Probably tomato. Why would you put tomato in a sandwich? In what universe is a slice of tomato a fulfiling snack?
lightsaber: do you want to live in the future?
yes, preferably all of the future.
mirror: how great do you look?
hella, thank you for asking
ask meme: put three things in my askbox that look like they could be part of an ask meme, but in truth are just a string of barely-related words/letters. i will answer them somehow.
- apple juice, marigold, J
- 37, mint chip, periwinkle
- tesseract, tin can, bulb